sry woka, but, fact is, you're not allowed to take ANY amount of bases at all before a game is called, be it 2 or 15, it doesnt matter. and if dan disrupts (you dont need to take bases to fuck up ppls games) a SECOND game, then fuck, ban him.
i rest my case.
Regardless of what happened on .us, I still like Kax.
Those of you that like it under the rock are probably asking yourself (or me if you happen to be one of the rock dwellers that can communicate with 'the outside'), "Why oh why?" For your enjoyment, and my own I might add, I have compiled a very short list of reasons why Kax is a bad 'mutha fucka' (as the kiddies these days say).
1. He is funnier than you are.
2. I think he once said something about getting in a Mormon's pants. That is very commendable and something I have not yet been able to accomplish.
3. Every time I have looked at the picture on fi's site, he is smiling. He must like me too.
4. I can’t think of a fourth reason. I guess I really don't know him too well. So, I'd just like to say that nothing has changed in the time it took you to read reason two and three. He is still funnier than you are.
As for Wonka…
I like you just from reading your posts on the forums. This is quite an accomplishment considering that the large majority of users here push me ever closer to gouging my eyes out with… Well, I better not reveal the method just yet. That sounds like something to save for the second or third date. Anyway, sorry for not rushing to aid you in some of the other threads you've posted in on this forum. It just pains me to think of the obligation I will feel to read replies, which brings me back to what I said about gouging my eyes out.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh min is hostile toy i new it i new it ahahaha
whoa sry i didnt know who u were just wondering and im not a sexist and girls can play winboo if they want to no need to freakdh outttt jeashe.
end of story.
so I am banned from the .us server and winbolo severs HOW LONG dan is so sorry he sade if he dos that agen you guys can do anthing can you guys lete me back in PLEASE :D :D
Wonka et al.,
Lest you think that the world is a harsh and terrible place populated with people like, well, me, this is a #winbolo Kodak moment (FI's phrase) concluding this whole episode:
* kax sets mode: -b *!*@*.tempe1.az.us.da.qwest.net
* guest has joined #winbolo
* guest is now known as Dan_the_man
<Dan_the_man> sorry for all the s** i did in that game
<kax> there are a few simple rules
<Dan_the_man> ok
<kax> (1) do not start before the go
<Dan_the_man> ok
<Dan_the_man> got it
<kax> (2) do not unlock games that are already locked unless others agree to do it
<Dan_the_man> ok
<kax> (3) do not drive onto a map when you're not playing
<kax> in general, if people ask you to leave, just leave and start a new game
<kax> there are plenty of players
<kax> it's nothing personal
<Dan_the_man> i will prinp this out
<kax> but it's not ok to argue about it
<fi> nice
<kax> I mean, think about it this way
<kax> if you wanted to play a game against bluesnake, and all of us joined and refused to leave, you'd get annoyed
<Dan_the_man> so are you going to permanent band me?????
<kax> then if you started playing and we drove around the map and screwed with stuff during your game, you'd get really pissed
<kax> that's why we don't do it
<Dan_the_man> pok
<Dan_the_man> ok
<kax> so just be a good guy
<Dan_the_man> onlocking
<kax> no, you're not banned anymore
<fi> yeah dan, it's very important to leave a pw game if asked
<Dan_the_man> unlocking the game kax?
<kax> when you join a game, just do what people ask you to do
<kax> yes, in general, don't unlock a game once it's locked
<kax> especially if you're not playing in the game
<Dan_the_man> ok
<kax> thank you
<kax> now go play
<kax> in light traffic
<Dan_the_man> i will abay the rolls
<Dan_the_man> did u un ban me?
<fi> yes you are not banned anymore dan
<kax> if you're here, you're not banned
<Dan_the_man> potd
<sheepbot> The password for sheepbot is carneiros, bluebot is ruronikenshin, narebot is facts, pawnybot is bishop, and renbot is vamos.
<kax> ren might have banned you from his bot though
<kax> I can't help you with that
<Dan_the_man> ill tell matt007@007 thanks rok on
<Dan_the_man> kax
<fi> :)
<fi> this is a kodak moment
<LRL> :>
<Saiyan> :P
<Dan_the_man> no
<Dan_the_man> you guys wore all lissing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<Dan_the_man> cool:)
<Dan_the_man> well
. . .
<Dan_the_man> thanks so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<kax> then just behave yourself
<kax> let that be your thanks
<Dan_the_man> ok
Hey here's a thought... couldn't there be an invite-only channel where the bots make games with different passwords or user-defined pwds that everyone in #winbolo couldn't see? Then people could /msg a bot to invite him to a channel and if he's on the bot's buddy list it'll invite him. This would not exclude any players from all that #winbolo has to offer, but merely provide a location that is relatively dildo-free where good folk can go start games without fear of reckless noobs or blithering idiots like Dan. This privilege might also entice said idiots toward better behavior.
Yes, I know this is just clever framing because it's basically promoting the winbolo caste system that .us is meant to defeat, but this would do it in a way that does not penalize someone for being a jackass. They can still babble like a 13 year old on a Mountain Dew bender all they want on #winbolo, but they can't hang with the big boys unless they exhibit a modicum of maturity.
We're going about things wrong... instead of punishing people for acting like idiots, let's reward them for acting like adults. Psych 101, folks...
Fi, I am the savior of the huddled and opressed masses, not Wonka.
Looking at the considerable time invested in straightening out just one 'blithering idiot' and the high turnover of winbolo players, it seems to me that being an op or a mod is a pain in the ass. It's like being a school teacher: lots of responsibility, a job that deserves respect but doesn't get it, and a sense of being a 'complaint sponge' when anything goes wrong. We need people to run the bots and administer bans for the good of Winbolo. But would I ever run for that office?
Nope!!
dude for the NEXT VERSION OF WINBOLO WE FUCKING NEED AN "IGNORE PLAYER TEXT" OPTION. SOME FUCKER NAMED "GREG" KEPT REQUESTING ALLIANCES WHEN I WAS SET TO IGNORE.FUCKING WENT ON UNTIL I LEFT.
I chatted with Kax and LRL. There is a way to keep unwanted people out of a game.
start a pm with sheepbot
sheepbot mappw ringo centeraction.map
sheepbot mappw <pwd> <mapname>
that will start the game with the password of 'ringo' using the map centeraction.
You might have to pm each user, or have another location where ppl can find the password... similar to what the clan uses.
Hope this helps
Yeah Wonka that'd work I guess, but then you'd have to pm it to 10 different people when you're just trying to start up a game for whomever to join (excluding certain folks). That's why I think a separate invite-only channel would be good... that way ppl can launch/join a game at random as they would in #winbolo, only without having to worry about guys like Dan joining and screwing it all up.
I'm sorry but you all remind me of feces.
Stimpy, we sort of have a channel for that, yet the bots forget to come back on a server ping out. Btw, it's called #wbb, i'm trying to grab all the bots in. It sounds like a good idea too.